Parking Lot Jokes

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous