What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.