What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous