What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.