What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous