What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.