What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.