Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.