Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.