Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.