Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous