What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas