What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*