How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.