How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf