How I bought your mother
A frog in a blender !
Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Hebrewed his own
Eh. Sew-sew.
Because it was rated R.
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Shia Labeouf
You get stoned.