How I bought your mother
A paper jam sandwhich
The shootings
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Because it was rated "PG"
Quija-13
Because two Eds are better than one.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
Haram bae
