Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.