Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"