Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.