Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything