Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.