Because they keep stealing all the green cards.
Juan v Juan
MariJUANa
Boo!
Play hide and shell.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Because stealing is the only thing they can do.
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
They take all the green cards
They keep stealing green cards.
They keep taking all the green cards