Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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They take all the green cards

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.