Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards