Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.