Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.