What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss