Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What would you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican without his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA

What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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