What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?

Carlos

What would you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos