Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch