Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)