Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch