How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.