How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot