How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.