How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.