How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.