What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.