What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.