What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.