What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap