Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.