Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.