She's afraid of heights.
The sails are going through the roof.
Shake Djibouti.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.