Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.