Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.