Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken