What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."