What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest