How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."