How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.