How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.