5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
To keep their ankles warm.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
One Brazillion.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A ladder in her stocking !
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A Brazilian!
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.
A Ferris wheel.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.