Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.