How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field