How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field