What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley