What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.