What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

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It's are all red and glossy.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.