What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.