They both like to throw a ho-down.
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Their Pimp
A Pimp
Mack-a-Dameon.
A pimp.
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
A guard and hoes.
To get to the hoes.
A caneless pimp.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
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You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
A: A back-handed compliment.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
Because, she really stands out on the street.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Because he got ova easy.
A pimp
They stay with 3 ho's
He grabs a hoe.
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Santa has just 3 Ho's...
He got Pasta-toots.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Well I can clearly see your nuts
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
A New Zealander
The elephants are using them as tampons
Because at any moment they could bleet out
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
They could be stalking you!
He didn't want no scrubs
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.