What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"