What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!