What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"