What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!