Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"