Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!