Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.