What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Whores?

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp