What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Whores?

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp