What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!