What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.