Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir