Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!