Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.