What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Whores?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi