What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Luke warm

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He felt his presents.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi.