What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents