What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.