Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless