Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Force Awakens Jokes More Force Awakens Jokes

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless