Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.