Toulouse Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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A petri dish develops a culture.