Toulouse Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.