Toulouse Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.