Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.