Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.