Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.