Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.