Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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The chemist may frown.

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Francium.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

What is a terrorists favourite food?

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.