Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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XeNON.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Because they always surrender!

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Francium.

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A: MOVIES!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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A spooky dookie.

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He got the cold shoulder.