Francium.
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The chemist may frown.
Because the reaction could be explosive.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Bonjour"
an electron
Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
An Aflacco
Your new Note 7 package
A baboom.
Because he was the rightful heir
Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
XeNON.
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