Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning