Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap