Frown Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place