Frown Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.