What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.