What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.