What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Previous Random Joke Next

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire