What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Previous Random Joke Next

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.