What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"