How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"