Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married