Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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He got tired of kicking him around.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Rubik Cube Jokes More Rubik Cube Jokes

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.