Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.