Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What are short men called?

Friends.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.