Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.