What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.