Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Calculus Jokes More Calculus Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Earth Rock Jokes More Earth Rock Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"