Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Earth Rock Jokes More Earth Rock Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Space Rock Jokes More Space Rock Jokes

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.