Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Space Rock Jokes More Space Rock Jokes

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: