Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What Arkansas..

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Space Rock Jokes More Space Rock Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.