Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Earth Rock Jokes More Earth Rock Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.