Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !