Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.