What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Do you know how to drive this thing "

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is