What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"