What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"