What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.